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Men the 10 Valentine Day Don’ts

1. Don’t make promises you can’t keep. Be honest if you have to work
you have to work better than making her/him wait. Reschedule the
day for when you can give your full attention.

2. Don’t expect sex for your efforts. It’s a day of the heart not
the D..k.

3. Don’t stand someone up because of the implied meaning of the Day.
Communicate then your guilt free and the other person knows where
they stand.

4. Don’t be an ass and break-up with them that week. If you want out
this Valentine’s it’s too late (Schmuck) get out the week after.

5. If you’re dating Don’t be over the top. You’ll scare the other
person away.

6. Don’t make it a group date. Your guy friends or bar friends can
take care of themselves.

7. Don’t complain if she/he likes the Holiday it’s one Freak ‘in day
out of the year Suck it up!

8. Don’t contact or return contact with Ex’s on this day. She/he
will Never Forget it

9. Don’t be lazy and have your assistant, secretary or sister do your
shopping. It’s so impersonal.

10. DO NOT DO MORE FOR YOUR LOVER THAN YOUR WIFE, OR HUSBAND.
THEN GOD HELP YOU!

Posted by Dr. Leslie Seppinni on February 10, 2013|Category: Excuse Free Living, Family & Relationships, Holidays, Humor, Life Coaching, Love & Relationships, Self Improvement, Sex No Comments »

Dr. Leslie’s Top 10 Reasons Why Men Should Not Have a 3-Some with Their Wife

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/robert-briley-asks-wife-friend-threesome-bat_n_2395745.html

10. She goes to Prison for beating you with an Aluminum Bat
Bat
9. You Never Look at Your Wife the Same: All you can think is
“Whore”
8. You let her pick the 3rd Person & She Picks a Coyote-Ugly Woman
7. During You Realize You are Face to Face with Another Naked Man
6. You realize it’s time to come out of the closet
5. Your Kids Walk in on You-tell their friends-who tell thier parents
and so on…
4. His Penis Size is Bigger than Yours
3. Your Wife Digs the Other Woman More than She Digs You
2. Prison for Assaulting the Other Guy after Inviting Him to Screw Your Wife is Never Good

And the #1 Reason is: Vanilla Sex is far Cheaper than a Divorce (especially in the State of California where She May Get Half– You Dummy!)

Moral to the Story Below Be Careful What You Wish for?

Posted by Dr. Leslie Seppinni on January 7, 2013|Category: Excuse Free Living, Family & Relationships, Humor, Infidelity, Life Coaching, Love & Relationships, Parenting, Self Help, What the F...! No Comments »